Smorgasborg

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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catsi

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

ultracrashunderride

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

elegyofikana

Link?

chaxtic-love

yeah it was link

kirboob

link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:

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The current record is 27.5 minutes. Knowing that speedrunners skip the Great Plateau tower, this means that they don’t get the cutscene where Ganon and his Guardians awake until they reach Hyrule Castle. Ganon doesn’t even know Link is awake until Link is at his doorstep, which is about 16:50 into the run.

Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.

Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Ganon fucking wishes. Link comes flying in on a paraglider at like 80 mph just because he jumped off a bokoblin’s head. I can only imagine Link screaming “FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU” all the way (about 50 seconds in the run but 30 seconds without lag)

algrenion

link: [wakes up] when i see Ganon it’s fucking on sight

voidwerks

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Zelda Heritage Post

quantummindclassicalheart

There’s an animation of this! (loud volume warning)

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ratfish-blues

I feel like I hear from a lot of Star Trek fans that they first watched the show with their parents, and I want to see how common that actually is so..

Star Trek fans, who first convinced you to watch Star Trek?

I found the show on my own

one of my parents (step parents count!)

another older relative

a friend

a friend of my parents

a cousin/ sibling/ other similar aged relative

other (put it in tags)

Also please feel free to leave in the tags what series you started with!

dad dragged me kicking and screaming (practically) to Star Trek 2009 I left the theater unable to get enough of Star Trek
theconstitutionisgayculture

Anonymous asked:

Personally I'd rather be aborted than be born to a mother who doesn't want me. If I had to pick between simply not existing and enduring years of abuse and having no support system, I'd chose the former 🤷‍♀️

she-is-a-prolife-autist answered:

This same logic is used to justify suicide. Just FYI

pro-birth

If anon or anyone else is in a bad place, please call 988.

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very important addition @manda-kat​

pro life